Bull-Turds

so everyone here knows we are in a pretty terrible place country wide financially.  I don’t think I really need to go through the particulars of what’s going on and how we got here as we’ve seen plenty of blogs on that.

Today I pick up a paper.. yes metro.  I like to read trashy news so what of it!?

Anyway, it looks as though we are right in the financial crisis we’ve been given an even higher cost per barrel for oil.  I know as well as anyone how costs rise and fluctuate, but to me it seems weird that now the prices would rise, as people are in financial turmoil

I’m not much a conspiracy theorists, but think about it.  Our financial position sucks.  people are getting laid off and are feaful of losing their jobs.. and at such a time, the cost of oil goes up?  This can only make matters worse in our country.  In fact this is the kind of thing that people in far less developed nations have problems with.

So.  Le’s put it in persepective here:

1) I am in a country who sells my greatest resource to the US

2) Many people in my country hate the US

3) Many of my compatriots have invested heavily in the financial companies of the US.

What do you think?  Any chance one of these resource rich countires, who have had a hand in large financial companies here could collapse the financial market, and upon doing so, raise prices of gas so high as to cripple our society?

Think about it…

So here you have these two ue as a button little girls.  They totally did NOT want anything to do with this, but of course, their father (or uncle) made them.  I swear.. what’s wrong with people when your kids have more class then you do.

Another classic!  Yea.. his wife is gonna respect the shit outta him for this one!

You think this is the only time these two have had the same set of balls in their hands?

Aww his and her bull balls pictures!  CUTE!!!  These will look great on the Mantel

Another new one ..

it would seem this guy isn’t into seeing th eblls unless there’s a chance the giant metal bull shits on him..

Real men love how balls feel.

Isn’t that the same position you get into when you propose?  Are they both proposing to the nuts?

So this guy for some reason is facing in a different direction than any other person so far….

What’s the deal here?  No touching the balls unless he can look straight at them??

So.. since there was nothing to report yesterday, my buddy Justin sent me this picture proving that turds don’t have to be tourists!

Here’s a proud and true NY’er, embarrassing his friends and family and his kids, and probably his grand kids, etc.

I mean really?  Who would do this?  He clearly isn’t the owner of the team, and they’re clearly not making him money (except potentially with his bookie.).

This means that this waste of life paid someone to do this to him.  It makes no sense.  I mean the guy doesn’t even get to see it.

UPDATE:

So it turns out that this turd isn’t finished with his tattoo, I heard from my friend, who eard from his his friend that he wants to get all the numbers in Monument park added.  You may ask, who would do this ridiculousness?  This guy.