Bull-Turds

Well, it’s not what you think it is.  Well it is actually what you think it is.  It’s that and more.  A Bull-Turd, is a very unique sort of turd.  Let’s explain;  Have you ever heard of that giant metal bull sculpture in downtown New York City?  I’m sure you have, but if you haven’t I’ll tell you (or you can go Here.).

I’m not going into the boring details of who made it and why. I’m going to tell you what I think.
The Bull is this enormous statue in the middle of a little park. People go to it. No, I don’t know why they go to it.

So yes, a bull. And not only that, an anatomically correct bull. This means that yea.. it’s got it’s ass out alongside it’s cock and balls.
The thing that’s most irritating i that every single day, tourists come downtown to see wall street and the bull. I don’t get it. The bull isn’t significant in any way. it’s just enormous and there. And since it’s just enormous and there.. people feel the need to do cleverly redundant things to it all day. Even going so far as to mimic the last person cleverness for their own photos. This is where I come in. Everyday I need to migrate through this crowd of morons posing in absurd ways with this bull. This bull that means nothing to them, nothing to me.. hell it means nothing to anyone.

So in true asshole fashion.. I’m bring you pictures of these idiots (and sometimes my commentary). Enjoy.