Filed under: Kids love balls
So check this out.. here’s this little kid who (decently) doesn’t want to touch bulls balls…
That is until his uncle forces him too..
I bet this is exactly how it happens in homes all across the world. Pray for him.
Ok.. this last set needs the story to be told. I promise to not exaggerate at any point, or even add too much detail.
So there I was standing near the bull waiting for the next clever fellow to come by and do something utterly stupid to embarass themselves and their families when, a family gets up.
Now, I couldn’t hear exactly what was said, but the children erupt in a chorus of “Yea!!!”. Before I could swivel around, I noticed the 2 sons and the mother run, not jog, not walk, but run over to the bulls ass. Instead of explaining where the family gravitated to, I’ll show you….
So there they are.. the 2 kids up against a huge set of nuts (don’t get mad at either of these kids when in 15 years they can’t get enough of the balls). And the mother barely touching them (her poor poor husband).
I’m telling you.. this crew was fucking gleeful to be where they were. I snapped the shot and was about to call it a day when I saw the father hand the camera to his wife and walk over to the bull. I stuck around, but thought nothing could beat what I had just seen. Oh how I was wrong.
Before posing.. the father walked to both sides to size up where on the bulls ass he wanted to be. He ended up right dead center:
…and to make matters worse, he starts humping the thing. Gyrating back and forth on the bulls ass. I saw this as gold.
He finished up his little game of fuck the bull, and I thought we were done. But no.. no no. There was more. And with that – I bring you…. The Turd of the Day:
