Filed under: Turd of the Day
So as some of you may have noticed, there was not post yesterday. It wasn’t my fault, first my iphone wordpress app didn’t work like I thought it would, and second, there was nothing to post anyway.
See yesteday I walked over to our beloved icon of capitalism (and practically an identical protrayal of our society’s golden calf), and much to my surprise some NYU film turds had setup shop right at the bulls ass. Not it’s front, but it’s ass. That’s Bull-Turd area. Who makes a film about the bulls ass? Who raised these kids.
Anywho, the giant 35mm camera and some PA’s scared off my usual clientelle. Therefore, instead of you getting those glorious pictures you love, someone gets to see some shitty ass waste of time and money student film.. about the bulls ass. No one wins.
Here’s pictures of the NYU turds being snobby and turdish and wasting their lives.
Ok.. this last set needs the story to be told. I promise to not exaggerate at any point, or even add too much detail.
So there I was standing near the bull waiting for the next clever fellow to come by and do something utterly stupid to embarass themselves and their families when, a family gets up.
Now, I couldn’t hear exactly what was said, but the children erupt in a chorus of “Yea!!!”. Before I could swivel around, I noticed the 2 sons and the mother run, not jog, not walk, but run over to the bulls ass. Instead of explaining where the family gravitated to, I’ll show you….
So there they are.. the 2 kids up against a huge set of nuts (don’t get mad at either of these kids when in 15 years they can’t get enough of the balls). And the mother barely touching them (her poor poor husband).
I’m telling you.. this crew was fucking gleeful to be where they were. I snapped the shot and was about to call it a day when I saw the father hand the camera to his wife and walk over to the bull. I stuck around, but thought nothing could beat what I had just seen. Oh how I was wrong.
Before posing.. the father walked to both sides to size up where on the bulls ass he wanted to be. He ended up right dead center:
…and to make matters worse, he starts humping the thing. Gyrating back and forth on the bulls ass. I saw this as gold.
He finished up his little game of fuck the bull, and I thought we were done. But no.. no no. There was more. And with that – I bring you…. The Turd of the Day:
